Saturday, November 20, 2010

Cowbell Haiku (Crude)


"Cowbell Haiku (Crude)" by Brian L.
My cowbell's a girl
Clank C. Bell- Middle name "Cow"
She likes to get banged

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

McRib Haiku


"McRib Haiku" by Brian L.
Hooray for McRib
So good, you must be a sin
Gluttony, perhaps?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

My Wobbly Chair Haiku

** It's a first: A collaborative Haiku. Co-written by DJ darkmoves, my partner-in-New Wave/Post Punk-crime. This must be what it was like the first time that Elton John and Bernie Taupin wrote something together....or more fittingly, the first time Morrissey and Johnny Marr wrote something. **


"My Wobbly Chair Haiku" by Brian L. & darkmoves
Rocking back & forth
One leg is shorter than rest
Awkward...whatever.


Angular Hair & Guitars Haiku


"Angular Hair & Guitars Haiku" by Brian L.
darkmoves, Brian L.
New Wave, Post Punk awesomeness
Love to spin vinyl

Friday, September 3, 2010

Pineapple Juice Haiku


"Pineapple Juice Haiku" by Brian L.
Alone or with rum
Pineapple juice, my sweet friend
You are fruity bliss

Not A Fan Of The Summer Haiku


"Not A Fan Of The Summer Haiku" by Brian L.
This heat is torture
Cool weather will soon prevail
Summer please end soon

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

How To Look Like A Douchebag


"How To Look Like A Douchebag Haiku" by Brian L.
Greasy hair, soul patch
Ed Hardy shirt- total must
Douchebag Uniform

Monday, May 31, 2010

Crooked Baseball Cap Haiku


"Crooked Baseball Cap Haiku" by Brian L.
Something I don't get
Baseball cap off to the side
Straighten it, Jackass!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Record Store Day Haiku

"Record Store Day Haiku" by Brian L.
Buy vinyl all day
Rejoice, music nerds. Rejoice!
Record Store Day Rules

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Irene Haiku

"Irene Haiku" by Brian L.
Asian Invasion
Everybody knows her name
Long hair and tall girl

2 Gary Numan Haikus

** In honor of Gary Numan's birthday yesterday, DJ Big Missy and I each wrote a haiku in honor of the Synthpop pioneer **

"Gary Numan Haiku" by DJ Big Missy
Gary Numan Night
Me, I disconnect from you
Kiss my pyramid

"Gary Numan Haiku #2" by Brian L.
You're an alien
A robot, android...in cars
A synthpop guru

Stout Haiku

** And here we have another guest haiku from our good friend, DJ Big Missy **


"Stout Haiku" by DJ Big Missy
Double chocolate stout
Order another- yum yum
Delicious froth buzz

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A Haiku For Brian L.

* A special guest haiku written by a friend dedicated to yours truly *

  

"A Haiku For Brian L." by DJ Big Missy
Brian and haikus
Crazy wordplay alchemy
Write, my brown friend, write.

Kathy Griffin Hate Haiku

 

"Kathy Griffin Hate Haiku" by Brian L.
Dear Kathy Griffin
"Annoying" - not strong enough
Ruined "SVU"

Monday, March 1, 2010

Handlebar Mustache

"Handlebar Mustache" by Brian L.
Not Rollie Fingers
Why the creepy handlebar?
Welcome to watch lists.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Twitter or Haiku- That is the question

 
"Twitter Or Haiku - That Is The Question" by Brian L.
To Tweet or Haiku
One hundred forty or Five...
...Seven-Five. Tough choice.

New To Facebook (??!!)

 
"New To Facebook (??!!)" by Brian L.
Got your friend request
Finally joined this decade
Next, you'll find YouTube

Friday, February 12, 2010

Mountain Dew Haiku (God Bless You)

"Mountain Dew Haiku (God Bless You)" by Brian L.
Mountain Dew, so sweet
Though your color is yellow
...or green. Not too sure.

A Haiku For My Friend, Krissie


"A Haiku For My Friend, Krissie" by Brian L.
Oh, my Krissie J.
"Awesome" is a word too tame
So I say, "you're nice"